thankyouforthedildos:

Perks of dating me:

  • you’ll be the hot one

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maroonedoffvesta:

no sorry this is Just Too Much

maroonedoffvesta:

no sorry this is Just Too Much

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philsphancake:

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??
google drive

People like you should be arrested

philsphancake:

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??

google drive

People like you should be arrested

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lokisspy:

what a deal

lokisspy:

what a deal

(via flowerfrick)


trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

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Trying to catch a horse in pasture….

thebitchesinbreeches:

Pasture mares be like:

image

(via horsecrazyandstuff)



upgraders:

donahuekn:

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

explain to me how your friend “did” a psychology class

we have schools in australia 

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