If you want to know my secret about what I did last night then you should send me an ask and I will reply privately and tell you :)

im wearing normal underwear instead of a thong because fuck you thats why

partyanimalliberationfront:

redefiningbodyimage:

misha-bawlins:

gaymermaids:

foxylikeme:

Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.

this is awesome

A++++

WAIT - A CONDOM COMMERCIAL THAT DOESN’T SEXUALIZE WOMEN

WHAAAAAAT?!

Actually the greatest

(via still-just-a-fangirl)

meladoodle:

*does a thing**1 second later* “why did i do the thing”

(via happiness-isthebestrevenge)

davidisbeyonce:

Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?

(via hotboyproblems)

coolscar:

*shaves my legs* MOM FEEL MY LEGs

(via shaelikebutter)

misandry-mermaid:

wattsworth:

urbieknowsbest:

lzbth:

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

oh my god

(via shaelikebutter)

sallymurphy:

when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being 
for real 
like 
god bless you and your family 
and I hope all your dreams come true 
amen

(Source: rad-url, via just-a-stupid-fairytale)

newpope:

me as fruit

you as fruit

(Source: circumcisions, via kokirichildren)